Wednesday, March 01, 2006
An exercise in thinking like a Republican (not a true conservative)
RealDreJr (7:41:14 PM): im just wondering whats the spin you can put on this..
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:31 PM): bush is trying to show a brave face in the face of unspeakable danger!
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:33 PM): WHAT a brave man!
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:39 PM): unlike those cowards
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:46 PM): at the National Hurricane center
RealDreJr (7:42:02 PM): yeah
UCSBClassics53 (7:42:30 PM): bush saw that the guys over at the meeting were worried, scared shitless, scared enough to piss their pants
UCSBClassics53 (7:42:35 PM): so he had to do what a war president would do
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:11 PM): Just like how Decius Mus decided to sacrifice his own life with the devotio ritual to inspire his troops to victory
RealDreJr (7:43:26 PM): its simply amazing
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:28 PM): Bush decided to sacrifice himself to criticism by putting a brave face
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:36 PM): so that the men at the meeting would be reassured and do their jobs
RealDreJr (7:44:40 PM): damn im so fearful should I be President and surrounded by people who know what the fuck they are talking about
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:41 PM): what an honorable man!
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:47 PM): he doesn't care about his poll numbers
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:56 PM): and thanks to Bush's bravery
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:59 PM): the death toll was only 1300
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:01 PM): with 2300 missing
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:05 PM): it could have been 100,000!
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:09 PM): see how many lives were saved?
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:17 PM): now if Clinton was president,
RealDreJr (7:45:17 PM): actually the definition of casualty
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:23 PM): we would have lost the whole city
RealDreJr (7:45:27 PM): includes injured
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:29 PM): 400,000
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:31 PM): killed
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:37 PM): Clinton would have kept on getting a blowjob
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:41 PM): while the storm approached
RealDreJr (7:45:45 PM): the number is over 25,000 wounded and killed far as soldiers are concerned
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:48 PM): and then the storm would have increased to a category 10
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:31 PM): bush is trying to show a brave face in the face of unspeakable danger!
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:33 PM): WHAT a brave man!
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:39 PM): unlike those cowards
UCSBClassics53 (7:41:46 PM): at the National Hurricane center
RealDreJr (7:42:02 PM): yeah
UCSBClassics53 (7:42:30 PM): bush saw that the guys over at the meeting were worried, scared shitless, scared enough to piss their pants
UCSBClassics53 (7:42:35 PM): so he had to do what a war president would do
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:11 PM): Just like how Decius Mus decided to sacrifice his own life with the devotio ritual to inspire his troops to victory
RealDreJr (7:43:26 PM): its simply amazing
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:28 PM): Bush decided to sacrifice himself to criticism by putting a brave face
UCSBClassics53 (7:43:36 PM): so that the men at the meeting would be reassured and do their jobs
RealDreJr (7:44:40 PM): damn im so fearful should I be President and surrounded by people who know what the fuck they are talking about
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:41 PM): what an honorable man!
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:47 PM): he doesn't care about his poll numbers
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:56 PM): and thanks to Bush's bravery
UCSBClassics53 (7:44:59 PM): the death toll was only 1300
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:01 PM): with 2300 missing
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:05 PM): it could have been 100,000!
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:09 PM): see how many lives were saved?
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:17 PM): now if Clinton was president,
RealDreJr (7:45:17 PM): actually the definition of casualty
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:23 PM): we would have lost the whole city
RealDreJr (7:45:27 PM): includes injured
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:29 PM): 400,000
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:31 PM): killed
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:37 PM): Clinton would have kept on getting a blowjob
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:41 PM): while the storm approached
RealDreJr (7:45:45 PM): the number is over 25,000 wounded and killed far as soldiers are concerned
UCSBClassics53 (7:45:48 PM): and then the storm would have increased to a category 10
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