Thursday, July 20, 2006
Prohibition of Shellfish Amendment
Section 2. The Congress, the churches, and the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Section 3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution with a simple majority in Congress as this is the law of Leviticus and therefore trumps secular law. The States will have no say in this matter as we must act to enforce God’s Law immediately.
Section 4. Those found in violation of this amendment shall be placed on death row without trial and executed in a swift and fair manner, by stoning.
Section 5. The constitutionality of this amendment will not be in the jurisdiction of the courts as God is higher than any liberal court.
Section 6. To enforce this law, a new police force which will be trained in Biblical law shall hereby be instituted. It shall be named Tribulation Force in honor of the Left Behind series.
Section 7. All restaurants featuring shellfish will have 10 days to comply with the amendment after it is ratified by Congress or risk seizure by the Tribulation Force.